What Does "Candy Mountain" Mean?

If you don't understand what the "Candy Mountain" shirt is talking about, no problem. We'll explain it.

This is not a reference to the "Big Rock Candy Mountain" song, but rather the Charlie the Unicorn short video, made by Jason Steele of FilmCow. Go to his site, and you'll find a bizarro world of fantastic videos and ideas you've never thought of.

If you watch the Charlie the Unicorn video, you'll understand why this shirt has the phrase "shun the unbelievers". Shuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnn!

Now, you know what it means and why there's a "Candy Mountain" shirt.

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