What Does "Can't Touch This Equation" Mean?

If you don't understand what the "Can't Touch This Equation" shirt is talking about, no problem. We'll explain it.

Back in 1990 - yes, about 20 years ago - MC Hammer became an overnight sensation with his hit song U Cant Touch This. The song sent Hammer into legendary superstardom, alongside such icons of entertainment as Jean-Claude van Damme and of course Chuck Norris.

Now, you know what it means and why there's a "Can't Touch This Equation" shirt.

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